Friday, April 4, 2014

My NEW Online Dating Profile

Hello! I'm looking for a relatively attractive guy who likes to have fun. If you drink excessively, do drugs and/or like to date multiple women at the same time, while telling them all that you want to be in an exclusive relationship with only them, I will probably fall in love with you in about 2 minutes flat. I'm a messy, disorganized single mother of three young kids who likes to get drunk at times and participate in extreme mud adventure races to forget my troubles. I've been legally divorced for about a year now, and I'm looking for that one guy who I can completely devote myself to, while expecting absolutely nothing in return. Still reading? Wink at me or message me...I promise, you'll have the time of your life! ;)